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swasdicka:

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

(Source: upgraders)

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beach-butt:

My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.

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ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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jaclcfrost:

"nobody likes you" that’s a lie there are several animals i’ve petted in my lifetime and i’m sure they appreciated it and remember me fondly

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if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

(Source: joydivsion)

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Are you a hoe?
Anonymous asked

Yes, yes I am a hoe.
A happy, old eyeball.